Slogan Ideas

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Catheters tickle
Legalise crack
Cocaine diet
Cocaine whore
Not security
Retarded kids are attracted to shiny objects
Strangers have the sweetest candy
I only smoke crack on weekends
Tested on animals
Perv
Pervert
100% pervert
Let's hear it for deaf people
I used to be a man
I used to be a woman
Free sex training lessons
Boobies make me smile
My parents beat me and I turned out fine
In dog years i'm dead
Females lie
Females cheat
Gerbils tickle
Player
I'm only two girls short of a threesome
You say tomato, I say fuck you
Fuck you, you fucking fuck
Tard.
Fuckface
Guns don't kill people - I kill people
I love midget porn
It won't suck it's self
Piss off I have enough friends
I love animal porn
I love gay porn
Double penetration makes women smile
I love your mom
12 inches
I said no to the drugs but they wouldn't listen
Perverted fuck face
Molest mongs
I used to be fat and ugly.. now i'm just ugly
Shut the fuck up
Don't make me bite you
Jesus forgave me ..so why couldn't my victims parents?
I'm on my way home to Masturbate
Retarded people make better sex slaves!
Fuck fear, drink beer
Buck fush
Orgasm donor
Shallow people don't drown
Fat people are phat
I make you drip while you lick around my tip
Put your gums around my plums
I'm not just a sex object, i'm a person too
Take me off that pedestal
Under this hardened exterior is a sensitive man
Itchy anus or stinky finger
Actual goods may not be as illustrated
I see fragged people
Saddam likes it in the hole
Dicks for for chicks
Adam and eve, not adam and steve
Bone smoker
I have fuck shit crap tourettes syndrome
Beer is life, the rest are just details
No, Ociffer, I Haben't Been Dwinking
Nothing fails like prayer
Jesus (briefly) died for your sins
Stop mentally undressing me
Women should be obscene and not heard
This t-shirt is added protection to my chest
I'm not antisocial, society is anti-me
Barely legal
I feel my self getting dumber just listening to you
Slag
Edmucated
I put the fu in fun
Bling bling
Emit ruoy etsaw
Undercover
Unwanted
Headbanger
Cut your mullet
CLEARANCE
Speak english
I'm here for the gangbang
Psis off you btasrad
I don't believe in miracles, I expect them
I might be rude, but you're an asshole
I'm an abusive parent to my inner child
I used to be schizo, but we're ok now
All stressed out and no-one to choke
My voices don't think i'm crazy
Don't piss me off - i'm running out of places to hide the bodys
I'm busy, you're ugly. have a nice day
Unique
Mullet spotter
Dodge this
Jesus doesn't love you, he's just trying to get you into bed
If you're this close, then introduce your self
I am not what I am
Black is the new black
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Whoot
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
Geek.
Online i'm an 18 year old girl
RTFM
WTF?
Will code for cash
Bald and sexy
I'm sorry I don't know any words small enough for you to understand
No job, no money, no car but i've got a big dick
Fuck off
No angel
Never trust a naked woman
Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later
Kiss my ass
Please have sex with me
Down with the syndrome
The bible is fiction
Stupid people shouldn't breed
Need Money For Alcohol Research
My IQ test came back negative
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway
None-smokers die everyday
If you lick them, they will come
I fucked your girlfriend
Only users lose drugs
You remind me of my next girlfriend
Recreational gynaecologist
PHP god
Perl god
Microsoft hater
Nothing Beats Waking Up Next To Someone You Don't Remember!
Noob
Free breathalyzer test, blow here
Save water - drink beer
Whatever
Why buy you a drink if you won't swallow
Evil
Shoplifter
I stole this t-shirt
White trash
*M*A*S*H*E*D*
VIETNAM
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodys yet
I'm not an alcoholic (alcoholics go to meetings)
Spank
Built from scratch
Fuck it
It's not going to suck itself!
Amateur pornstar
I steal music off the internet
Music pirate
I read your e-mail
All your oil are belong to US
Got root?
Hacker.
I saw your mom on the internet
OMFG
IRC junkie
Terrorist
Jesus died for my sins, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
I don't care, I don't have to.
Talk geeky to me
Church is for sinners
Sarcasm, just one more service I offer
I'm only wearing black until they make something darker
Even if the voices aren't real, they have pretty good ideas
Remove warning labels and rid of dumb people
Afraid of clowns
Here's a little hint, I don't care
I have multiple personalities and none of them like you
Don't take life so seriously. it isn't permanent.
I only hang out with people who make me look good
I'm retired, go around me.
Yes, dear
Eat Each Other: Save the Ice Caps
Snuff: The Difficulty of Finding a Lasting Relationship.
Save The Planet, Kill Yourself
Practice safe sex (Go fuck yourself)
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
I'm not as think as drunk you drink I am.
Dirty
Muppet
Don't make me bite you
Bad girls don't swallow, they spit it in your mouth
Foobared
Freak
My girlfriend's dead you know
I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there
Stop following me
I hear voices - and they don't like you
Instant asshole. just add alcohol
Let's get one thing straight. i'm not!
Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me
I'm special
Rehab is for quitters
Dyslectics have more fnu
I'm only here for the beer
Virgin
Smile if you're horny
God Hates us All
Humans taste like chicken
Gays suck
I still miss my ex but my aim is improving
Do I look like I give a shit
My attitude - your problem
I only eat vegetarians
Pimp
Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
My foot and your ass need to meet
Jesus loves you. so does the priest
Professional thief
Are there dwarfs in heaven
Little people make me giggle
Go and die quietly
My boss is a cunt
I'm here to protest about protesting
Hippys suck
Riot
Better late then pregnant
Even vegetarians can eat their meat
I fuck on the first date
Undercover police
Witness relocation program
I'm with the stupid gimp
Hooker
Love pirate
I put you down because you're too heavy to pick up
Don't Interrupt Me when I am Talking to Myself
0 to Naughty in 6 seconds
Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited again...
All stressed out and no one to choke
And Your Problem is...?
Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
Better than Barbie
CAUTION I go from 0-BITCH in 1.5 seconds
Do I look like a fucking people person?
Do not mess with me You will not win
Don't call me infantile you stinky bum poo-poohead
Don't go away mad...just go away!
Don't piss me off I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen
Fuck OFF I've got enough friends
Fuck off ugly
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit
I got out of bed for THIS?
I have plenty of talent and vision I just don't give a damn.
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
I may not be perfect but I'm so damn close it scares me
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
If I called you a stupid idiot it would be an insult to stupid idiots!
If I had a face like yours I'd teach my arse to smile!
If it's always the quiet ones it must never be me
If you can read this you are standing too close Fuck off
If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my mother!
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
I'm not a bitch, I'm the bitch and to you I'm MISS BITCH
I'm not perfect but parts of me are fucking excellent
I'm not superficial, I just don't like ugly people
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
I'm really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me
I'm unique you're just ugly!
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
It starts with F and ends in Off and it's got UCK in the middle
Its always the quiet ones
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Leave me alone, I'm having a crisis
Leave me alone, I'm remarkably lazy
Little Miss Selfish
Nice person, wrong planet
No Angel
Nosey little shit aren't you?
Not tested on animals....yet
Okay, okay! I take it back. UNFuck you!!!
Rearrange this well-known phrase - OFF SOD
Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a tantrum. Got it!
Some people are only alive because it's against the law to kill them
Start the day with a smile and get it over with
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
To save time later lets just assume I know everything
Too many freaks Not enough circuses
You wanna mess with me?
WARNING Contains bitterness and resentment
WARNING Next mood swing, 3 minutes
Well aren't we just a ray of bloody sunshine?
What part of FUCK OFF don't you understand?
Why do the weirdos always sit next to me?
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
You're confusing me with someone who gives a shit
Got cunt?
I need a girl whose last name isn't .jpg
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
Request Timed Out
The Man
Sex with a stranger?
I love your mum
I stand too close to people
I have issues
Fully Dysfunctional
Got bandwidth?
On probation
YOU SUK AT TEH INTERWEB
I was born l33t
Saturday nights were made for programming
Your opinion is wrong!
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI
C++ is faster than Java
Nothing says hello like hello.jpg
Analse.jpg
Computers are unreliable. Humans are worse.
I HATE YOU
Your favorite band sucks
56 hours and coding...
Programmers do it recursively
Ask me about my polycount
Hi I'm single
Chav Scum
H4x0r
I'm not looking at your breasts
God wears a t-shirt
Only ugly people can read this
If you grab my ass, I'll kick yours
Out of your league
I cybered your sister
I drive the Bangbus
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
I break your code
Request Denied
Smile... if I've pulled
Take me drunk, I'm home
Always Horny
Male Lesbian
I'm Mr Right
Available
Have you hugged my t-shirt today?
Pillow talk is extra
I came, I saw, I deleted your files
1 message received
Baise - moi (fuck me)
Je voudrais un BJ (I'd like a blowjob)
Je peux mordre votre cul? (Can I bite your bum?)
Why be normal?
I hate slogan t-shirts
God you're ugly
Do I look like I want a Big Issue?
Never eat more than you can lift
I'm not as clever as I look
I'm not fat, I'm just not tall enough
GUILTY
Beer monster
Sex God
Think EVIL thoughts
Dirty old man
Rude boy
Legend, in my own mind
Trust me I'm a Doctor
Official sperm donor
I'm not bald, It's my solar sex panel
Farts smell great
My mum says I'm cool
It's only funny when someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious
No really.. what's wrong with your face?
Jackass
Trainee Millionaire
Can't Dance
The Don
Nearly Famous
% man rear - No Manual Entry For Rear
I code, therefore I am.
A/s/l?
Got linux?
Got source?
Got freebsd?
Got proxy?
Got bandwidth?
You have no idea
Network Security
404
Loading...
++ungood;
Eat people not animals
Thank you for not breeding
Teach Masturbation
I like to watch
You all laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.
Pierced in places you'd love to lick
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them
Who pissed in your gene pool?
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Fight crime, shoot back
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people
I'd do what the voices tell me but I don't speak their language
I smile because I have no idea whats going on
Adrenaline Junkie
Please don't make me kill you
Don't worry, it'll only seem kinky the first time
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
Eat a queer Fetus for Jesus
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're cunt
God save me from the Christians
Save Gas Fart in a Jar
Vegetarians taste better
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
I need to pee
For rent, by owner
Nudist
Mean people kick ass
Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven
Always late, but worth the wait
Real men love jesus.. but real gay men would fuck him
We will stop wearing red when the women stop dying of heart disease
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
Idiots surround me!
Nuke Iraq
Suspected Terrorist
The bible is fiction
Fuck stupid people
I love Asian girls
Fat kids are harder to kidnap
You are the reason people masturbate
Fuck me like you hate me
Acid rain sounds more appealing than it really is
I bring nothing to the table
Winners don't lose drugs
Never pick a fight with an ugly person they have nothing to lose!
Keep staring, I might do a trick!
Sometimes I pee in the sink
When I laugh too hard I do a poo!
Retards get the coolest helmets
Bukkake
There Is No Spoon
Keep Britain Tidy: Kill a Chav
Narcissist
Don't be shy
Kill kill kill, the white man
Minor Threat
Girls kick ass. Boys just want to fondle them
Sweet 16. Legal in 2 years.
Over 18. Only dinner required.
Under 16. Do me before it's legal.
All nighter. I don't mean studying
I'm not geeky, I'm academically hansome
Nucking Futs
Beach Bum
Cool Geek
Short & Sweet
Sexually Smart
Well Equipped
Kids: Matches are cool
Stop laughing, computers are cool now.
I eat noobs.
I read your e-mail
Gamer
OMFG
I'm l33t. Ask my mom if you don't believe me.
I hate this map
Every time you download music, God kills a kitten
U r teh suck!!1!1
I submitted this with a funnier slogan
Sex Appeal. (please give generously)
A day without sunshine is like night
No way, you're a MENTALIST!
I'm not a Pothead. I'm just slow.
Pants.
We know it says FCUK you stupid CNUT
Alcohol made me what I am today
If you weren't so stupid I could explain to you how stupid you are
I don't like sex with children, I love it.
Weed makes me gay.
Those shoes make you look like a fat stupid whore.
I'm going to drink till I bleed.
I'm so hungover I think I have cancer.
Sorry I didn't call you back.
My boyfriends out of town and I'm a dumb slut.
Fat people deserve to die!
Seatbelts are lame!
I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.
So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
If They Don't Have Chocolate in Heaven, I Ain't Going.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All... I Just Can't Remember It All
My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
I Just Do What the Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do.
A Man Did This to Me, Oprah
My Son Just Came Out of the Closet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.
Thirteenth Amendment: Thou Shalt Not Whine
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
No, It Doesn't Hurt
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
If I Had Known Being a Grandparent Was So Much Fun, I Would Have Done It First!
I Speak Fluent Patriarchy, but It's Not My Mother Tongue
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Liberal Arts Major... Will Think for Food
Growing Old Is Inevitable; Growing Up Is Optional
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
IRS
Gravity... It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed
The Old Pro... Often Wrong... Never in Doubt
In Dog Years, I'm Dead
And finally, a treasure trove from Bernard Yabroff, of Bethesda:
Love May Be Blind, but Marriage Is a Real Eye-Opener.
If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You.
The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard.
Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade.
It's Hard to Be Nostalgic When You Can't Remember Anything.
Dinner Is Ready When the Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes.
Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well.
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like Night.
A City Is a Large Community Where People Are Lonesome Together.
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.
In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take

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